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The Land of Ol’Skyrimmmmmmmm!
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This guy = best dancer ever.
But I’m pretty sure it’s just a seizure.
So hot and funny.
- Two atoms, one says to the other, “HOLY CRAP I THINK I LOST AN ELECTRON!” The other asks, “Are you sure?!” Then the other responds, “Yes, I’m positive.”
- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
- There are 10 types of people in the world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don’t.
- The square root of -1 and pi are having an argument. After much discussion the square root of -1 shouts at pi and says, “PLEASE, WOULD YOU JUST BE RATIONAL?!” Pi responds, “Get real.”
- Why don’t dinosaurs talk? BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD!
- What do politicians and sperm have in common? About one every 506,000,000 have a chance of becoming a human.
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD!
Okay then, why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one.
Then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.
- Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off?
Yeah, but he’s alright now.
- What do you get when you mix an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
- Why is the math book so sad? It had a lot of problems.
- What’s the difference between a writer and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.
Hope you enjoyed. I know I did.
Not for the faint of heart. Sad and funny at the same time.
This video is crazy hilarious. NOTE: There is some swearing, ye be warned. Just in case you’re sensitive to that stuff…idk.
